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I live in a great white world filled with the beautiful people but, I’m a freak in the dope show. The government puts me under the category of “disposable teens,” and the christians know me as the Antichrist Superstar, so one day when Arma-goddamn-motherfucking-geddon comes, we’ll come together, I’ll be your personal jesus, your saint, and tell you to get your gunn, get your lunchbox, sing the fight song, march to an irresponsible hate anthem, and start putting holes in happiness all the way to kinderfeild. Wearing out heart-shaped glasses, we’ll walk the long hard road out of hell wearing our dope hats and taking Polaroids of the astonishing panorama of the endtimes until we meet the angel with scabbed wings and he’ll tell us to find the man that you fear and tell him rock is dead. He’ll yell “rock n roll nigger!” and tightening our tourniquets, we’ll join the nobodies and show those fucking bitches that this is the new shit. We’ll fight for the golden age of grotesque. When we get there i’ll count to six and die, forever living in a place in the dirt, my dying words: “kill your god and destroy the misery machine.” then i’ll slip into my coma white, filled with sweet dreams, and the bright young things will sing the death song for their cryptor child until i’m born again, a dogma waving my burning flag.
hhelloiloveyou replied to your post: Can people not ask me what I plan on doing for my birthday tomorrow?
It’s ok Jeremy, you can tell them about our plans for gratuitous amounts of birthday sex, I don’t mind.I don’t think they’re ready for that kind of truth yet xD
it’s alright, I like secret sexytimes too.
Let’s not beat around the bush here…
OR SHALL WE?!
Why the fuck is she cuddling with Tampax at what appears to be a pool that is also the ocean?
I want a tampon commercial where the women are fighting zombies or some shit.
And they’re all beat up and bloody and shoving tampons into bullet wounds to stop the bleeding.
And I want one of the ladies to full-on decapitate a zombie with a machete or maybe a scythe.
And then I want her to look directly into the camera with blood running from an open wound on her forehead and say,
“For the fighting spirit.”
^ That commercial would win all of the Oscars.
That commercial would make more sense that all this faffing about through the fields of daisies and cuddling your fucking tampons bullshit…
What are you talking about?
I sit by the pool/ocean cuddle my tampons all the fucking time.
Who wants to start a tampon company with me just so we can make that commercial?
What would it be called, Tampocalypse? I’d be game if it were called Tampocalypse.
reblogging for the priceless notes
The Tampocalypse
FOR THE FIGHTING SPIRIT.
Well periods aren’t all ‘Let me parade around in my motherfucking white bikini at the beach and shake my ass around in front of the hot boys while snuggling my tampon box”
IT’S LITERALLY A BLOOD BATH!!
IT’S A WAR!
IF YOU GET IN MY WAY, FUCKER I WILL KNOCK YOU THE FUCK OUT!
Tampocalypse.
I love the internet.
I would buy the shit outta that.
This made me laugh my ass off this morning - I love this! I would buy the shit outta this.
Tampocalypse
I want to make this commercial. Who’s in?
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Hey can we do this
“#Kamaria #KAMARIA PLS” Yasin you lucky bastard
Yasin go away
hey. Hey. Camille. You+me+this. *wink* *winkwinkwink*
okay
hahaha oh my god
perfect use of that
I actually did a fist pump there
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I just read this very interesting article:
Why Loki Won in the Avengers.
Warning: spoilers. Make sure you’ve seen the movie first before you read this.Mind: Blown. It always bugged me that Loki was so careless about drawing the Hulk out, knowing full well he could be beaten by the creature. This is just…ahhh. AHHH.
YES
Y
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S
That’s it, my mind just blowed up. 8V
this is amazing oh my god
this is SO COOL dang
FINALLY someone else notices
Yeah, it was hard to miss Loki’s look at the end of Avengers. Clearly not the look of someone who was defeated.
But damn. I love genius directors. This is why I cannot WAIT for these sequels.
SHRIEKING ON MY BED
HOLY—
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Also, every view is a vote. (I think) :P
Cassandra is entering a contest and all you have to do is watch the video. The top 3 most viewed contestants make it to the next round. I would appreciate it if you watched the video. :)
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Hey can we do this
“#Kamaria #KAMARIA PLS” Yasin you lucky bastard
Yasin go away
hey. Hey. Camille. You+me+this. *wink* *winkwinkwink*
okay
hahaha oh my god
perfect use of that
I actually did a fist pump there
“That sense of accomplishment/fulfillment” “kind of like leveling up” those tags though
and I wouldn’t doubt itthe sense of gratification I get from this is just immense. Like when I *insert one of 1,000,000,000,000 boring WoW stories* and it was so amazing and changed my life.
wait, from what?
there are a multitude of things that you could equate to “this”
haha
WoW
someone agreeing to do this xD and WoW was the first thing I thought of becuase I was just talking about grinding…
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Hey can we do this
“#Kamaria #KAMARIA PLS” Yasin you lucky bastard
Yasin go away
hey. Hey. Camille. You+me+this. *wink* *winkwinkwink*
okay
hahaha oh my god
perfect use of that
I actually did a fist pump there
“That sense of accomplishment/fulfillment” “kind of like leveling up” those tags though
and I wouldn’t doubt it
the sense of gratification I get from this is just immense. Like when I *insert one of 1,000,000,000,000 boring WoW stories* and it was so amazing and changed my life.
(Source: ihititwithmyaxe)
Hey can we do this
“#Kamaria #KAMARIA PLS” Yasin you lucky bastard
Yasin go away
hey. Hey. Camille. You+me+this. *wink* *winkwinkwink*
okay
(Source: ihititwithmyaxe)
